It’s been awhile since the Vinman’s Verbosity Dumb Criminal Division (VVDCD for short) has filed any Dumb Criminal Updates (DCU’s as their called around the headquarters of VV’s Global Headquarters, or VVGH for short).

But the fellows who work for me at VVDCD apparently have left their Scotch tumblers empty long enough to get off their duffs and cash their payroll checks. Having done that, they surely felt obligated to provide The Vinman the following updates in my quest to bring you the dumbest of the dumb……..

Burglary suspect left easy trail after ‘stepping in paint’

Woman thought she could not be arrested at home

Wanted man caught on baseball ‘Kiss Cam’

And now, as it is a Saturday night, The Vinman is off to VOB (Vinman’s Own Bar) to HNOSH (have a nip of Scotch himself).

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